Saturday, May 17, 2014

The Fatkini: marketed as a bikini for plus sized women, sold out online for this summers swim season.?




Ancient Al


needless to say, you wont see me at the beach much


Answer
Lol, jerk...

How to tail my morbidly obese sister?




Priv828 Sa


She has no business wearing a fatkini?

And before you all go crazy and get angry at me, how would you fell if it was you who had to see it?

Thanks in advance.



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Tail her you see a big ol' skin cancer growth on her backside. Tail her how ugly and discussting it is, and that you're purty sure it's from all the skin she's exposing to those dangerous sun rays. Tail her it appears to be growing by the minute, and may even have got itself a pulse. Tail her she's gotta cover up the rest of her beeyutiful skin before she gets swallowed up by the cancer, or before her youthful skin gets prenaturaly maturated. Offer her a tarp to cover up with. And hope she doesn't ask you to put sunscreen on all that flesh. There simply is not enough beer to make that kind of chore plezurable. Not even in Wisconsin.




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