Showing posts with label fatkini. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fatkini. Show all posts

Saturday, May 17, 2014

The Fatkini: marketed as a bikini for plus sized women, sold out online for this summers swim season.?




Ancient Al


needless to say, you wont see me at the beach much


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Lol, jerk...

How to tail my morbidly obese sister?




Priv828 Sa


She has no business wearing a fatkini?

And before you all go crazy and get angry at me, how would you fell if it was you who had to see it?

Thanks in advance.



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Tail her you see a big ol' skin cancer growth on her backside. Tail her how ugly and discussting it is, and that you're purty sure it's from all the skin she's exposing to those dangerous sun rays. Tail her it appears to be growing by the minute, and may even have got itself a pulse. Tail her she's gotta cover up the rest of her beeyutiful skin before she gets swallowed up by the cancer, or before her youthful skin gets prenaturaly maturated. Offer her a tarp to cover up with. And hope she doesn't ask you to put sunscreen on all that flesh. There simply is not enough beer to make that kind of chore plezurable. Not even in Wisconsin.




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Wednesday, May 7, 2014

How to tail my morbidly obese sister?




Priv828 Sa


She has no business wearing a fatkini?

And before you all go crazy and get angry at me, how would you fell if it was you who had to see it?

Thanks in advance.



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Tail her you see a big ol' skin cancer growth on her backside. Tail her how ugly and discussting it is, and that you're purty sure it's from all the skin she's exposing to those dangerous sun rays. Tail her it appears to be growing by the minute, and may even have got itself a pulse. Tail her she's gotta cover up the rest of her beeyutiful skin before she gets swallowed up by the cancer, or before her youthful skin gets prenaturaly maturated. Offer her a tarp to cover up with. And hope she doesn't ask you to put sunscreen on all that flesh. There simply is not enough beer to make that kind of chore plezurable. Not even in Wisconsin.

Can I wear a swimsuit? What kind of swimsuit?




Lydia


I saw those adorable "fatkini's" online and I love them, but I'm not that big. Problem is, I'm too fat for a regular bikini. So should I just not wear a swimsuit at all? I'm 15. 5'4, and 114 pounds. What kind of swimsuit can I wear?


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You are not fat, I am 5'6" and am 135lbs (6 months post partum) and I'm not even scared to be in a bikini, always wear shorts but that's my preference as a safety precaution since I have lost my bottoms a few times before...




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Monday, May 5, 2014

There is a "Fatkini" out now, this is what America is doing?




Panama Is


I just saw some articles, and unfortunately, pictures of these bikinis for fat people.

This is what America is heading towards? You know there is a frigging website CONDONING being a lard ass?

http://www.naafaonline.com/dev2/

Its all about how fat people are getting bad press and should not be getting bad press.

You serious?

Sound off America like you got a pair!

When are we going to stop condoning this healthcare system "clotting" and start putting high tax on junk food? Like cigarettes?



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Ewww.. this is so gross! I looked it up and your right! There are fat bodies out there who will try to were bikinis at the beach, this is an outrage and should be BANNED.

Fatties not only are ticking heart attack time bombs, they cannot control themselves, they eat and eat and set BAD examples for there kids, if they didnt eat them already.

Then they point there fingers at people who smoke and say "Ewww thats gross, not good for you!"

And people who drink, there bad too!

I personally am very offended that I eat right, work out, and look good, and for what? To go to the beach and see these whales?

Look, if its because of meds or the infamous "thyroid" problem, ok, but 98% of the time its just them being pigs and not working out.

69% of this country are fat bodies. Did you know that???

And they tell others whats healthy... next time you see a fat body pigging out, go up to them with a cigarette and blow it in there face!!!!

Where can I buy a "fatkini"?




Olivia


So I am 5'6" and i weigh 160-180 pounds. I recently fell in love with the Gabi Greggs "fatkinis". I am having trouble finding them available to buy. Please help!


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Storenvy. Just search it on the website c:




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Wednesday, March 12, 2014

How to tail my morbidly obese sister?




Priv828 Sa


She has no business wearing a fatkini?

And before you all go crazy and get angry at me, how would you fell if it was you who had to see it?

Thanks in advance.



Answer
Tail her you see a big ol' skin cancer growth on her backside. Tail her how ugly and discussting it is, and that you're purty sure it's from all the skin she's exposing to those dangerous sun rays. Tail her it appears to be growing by the minute, and may even have got itself a pulse. Tail her she's gotta cover up the rest of her beeyutiful skin before she gets swallowed up by the cancer, or before her youthful skin gets prenaturaly maturated. Offer her a tarp to cover up with. And hope she doesn't ask you to put sunscreen on all that flesh. There simply is not enough beer to make that kind of chore plezurable. Not even in Wisconsin.

Can I wear a swimsuit? What kind of swimsuit?




Lydia


I saw those adorable "fatkini's" online and I love them, but I'm not that big. Problem is, I'm too fat for a regular bikini. So should I just not wear a swimsuit at all? I'm 15. 5'4, and 114 pounds. What kind of swimsuit can I wear?


Answer
You are not fat, I am 5'6" and am 135lbs (6 months post partum) and I'm not even scared to be in a bikini, always wear shorts but that's my preference as a safety precaution since I have lost my bottoms a few times before...




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